This poem submitted by DRUNK-HATER on 9/29/98.
Email Address: IHATEDRUNKS@AOL.COM

 

MAN I LOVE BEIN' A DRUNK
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YA WANT
AND GET AWAY WITH IT TOO!
IT'S LIKE
I CAN BEAT MA KIDS
AND JUST SAY IT WAS CUZ OF DA BOOZE!
BUT REALLY
I LIKE TO BEAT MY ROTTEN BRATS
CUZ THEY DON'T SHUT UP!
SO I'LL SMACK 'EM AROUND AWHILE!
HEY THAT ONE KIDS HASN'T MOVED
IN SOMETIME...
WONDER IF ITS DEAD?
AHH WHO CARES CUZ I DONT?
I LOVE TO DRINK LOTSA BOOZE
AND SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GET PISSED.
BUT 'MEMBER WHEN THEY ASK YA...
SOMEONE FORCED THE ALKIEHOL DOWN UR THROAT
CUZ YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOURSELF.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
IT'S SO FUNNY THAT SO MANY FOLKS
FALL FOR THAT RIDICULOUS LINE OF BULL!
AIN'T IT?
AND THAN WHEN I'VE FINALLY KILLED SOMEONE
BY HITTING 'EM WITH MY CAR WHEN I WERE DRUNK
I JUST GO TO SOME JOKE CALLED DRUNKS ANONYMOUS
AND BECOME A BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN!
YEAH WE DRUNKS HAVE IT PRETTY SWEET!
BURP!
AIN'T I PATHETIC?
I LOVE TO PUKE ALL OVER MY KIDS
CUZ IT'S FUNNY.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
WHEN THEY TAKE MA KIDS AWAY FER A WHILE
TO A FOSTER HOME WHERE THE FATHERS WILL RAPE
AND MOLEST THEM
AND MAYBE EVEN KILL 'EM...
THATS GONNA BE SO GREAT CUZ THEN I CAN DO
WHATEVER DA HECK I WANT.
AND YA KNOW WHATS THE BEST ABOUT BEING CHRONICALLY
PISSED?
YOU CAN HURT OTHER FOLKS AND WRECK THEIR LIVES
AND NEVER EVEN TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT!
YEAH
EVERYONE SHOULD BECOME A DRUNK
AND BE LIKE ME!
-------------- Author's Notes --------------
TO ALL ALKIES OUT THERE... THINK ABOUT THIS POEM BEFORE THE NEXT TIME U PICK UP A BOTTLE TO GET PLASTERED.

 

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