I',m not overly religious these days; I learnt, by excessive reading on
the subject, that Temporal Lobe Epilepsy (i.e., me) can sometimes show as
hallucinations (i.e., again - me, in my early 20's) or divine revelations
(see? Me, again - in my 40's) or similar. So, whilst I still
well believe in a Creator, I put personal experience aside - for safety!
But the following should not be classed as a revelation; just a good ol'
Catholic joke 'gainst our own religion.
Read, and enjoy it well!
Even God enjoys a good laugh.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
Black:
1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
mother was sure he
was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was
A woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
bunch of men who
just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up
because there
was more work to do.
Amen!!!
